spring bird cake pops with easter eggs and chocolate pretzel nests

Being the stubborn girl that I am, I needed to bake this week to redeem myself from the terrible Pinterest fail that was the confetti macaron massacre.

So being that Easter Sunday is this weekend and spring is here (hooray!), I thought I would do a recipe to celebrate the two occasions. My family is super addicted to anything cake pops or truffles. Trust me when I say we’ve tried every combination of these spherical suckers. From mint Oreos to carrot cake and even different flavored chocolate coatings, we’ve got a stock pile of cake pop and truffle recipes.

Last year, my sister and my mother killed it with this Spring Chickens Cake Pop Recipe from Bakerella. This year we wanted to up the ante, since we’re super competitive and extreme perfectionists (over the silliest things may I add.)

So we decided to loose the sticks and give these birds a home. A chocolate covered pretzel nest to be exact.

spring bird cake pops with easter eggs and chocolate pretzel nests

RECIPE: Spring Birds Cake Pops with Chocolate Covered Pretzel Nests and Easter Eggs

By Total Knockoff

Ingredients for cake pops:
Funfetti cake mix (1 box)
Funfetti cake frosting (1 can)
Eggs
Vegetable oil
Water
Blue chocolate candy melts
Yellow chocolate candy melts
Dark cocoa chocolate candy melts
Color candy coated chocolate chips (say that ten times fast)

Ingredients for pretzel bird nests:
Sourdough thick pretzels
Dark cocoa chocolate candy melts
Cadbury candy coated chocolate mini eggs

Instructions:
1. Preheat oven. Mix box cake mix, eggs, vegetable oil, and water in a mixer as directed on the box instructions. Separate the batter into two 9″ pans equally. (TKO tip: I like to grease my pan first and dust with all purpose flour before adding the batter. It asks as a non stick layer, and can be used even if the pan is non stick, the cake lifts right out.) Bake the cakes according to box directions.
2. While you are waiting for the cake to bake, lay out wax or parchment paper onto two cookie sheets. Take all non broken sourdough pretzels and place on cookie sheet, leaving at least 1-2 inches between all pretzels.

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3. Begin melting dark cocoa chocolate candy melts. This can be done a number of ways. My favorite method to melt chocolate is to use a microwaveable bowl and place in a microwave for 30 second intervals, making sure to stir in between every set so that the chocolate does not burn. Once the chocolate is melted, take a dinner fork and dip into the chocolate. Here comes the fun part: the Jackson Pollock method. I call it this because it literally mimics the same method of paint splattering that I used for the chocolate drizzling. Using quick motions of your hand or wrist, move back and forth over all the chocolate pretzels to get lines and lines of chocolate gathering on the top and sides of the pretzels. You want the nest to look twiggy and stick like so the more the better. You may also choose to dip the pretzels before drizzling for a base coat of chocolate to get full coverage. Let the pretzels now sit in the fridge.

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3. Once the cakes are done let them cool for about 20 mins. Using a large bowl, place the entire can of frosting along with the cakes and begin to literally mush it all together with your hands. The mixture will form a soft and mushy dough.

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4. Take small balls of the dough and roll into smooth balls. Place on second cookie sheet and freeze for at least 2 hours.

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5. Melt the blue and yellow chocolate candy melts (in seperate bowls) and use this chocolate to dip each cake ball entirely. Tap the ball a few times before setting on baking sheet to make sure there is no excess chocolate. Freeze for 10 minutes.

6. Using a piping bag, melt dark cocoa and pipe small eye onto all cake balls. We found that less was more in this case. Use remaining blue and yellow chocolate to add the orange beaks (candy coated chocolate chips) to the chicks face. Allow to set.

7. Using the piping bag of dark cocoa, assemble the nest! We started with the chick cake pops first, adding chocolate to the bottom to stick to the pretzel nest, and then garnishing with the cadbury eggs. We switched up colors as well as egg placement to make them all unique and totally adorable!

spring bird cake pops with easter eggs and chocolate pretzel nests

We love these little guys wrapped in cello bags with some bakers twine! These are great to hand out as little Easter favors. They taste every bit amazing as they look!

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So what do you think? Let me know if you are giving this a try, and email me the results TKOblog@gmail.com!

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Happy Easter!

xoxo, TKO

Happy Macaron Day!

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‘C’est quoi un macaron?’ you might ask! For those of you still not hip with French pastries, macarons are french cookies made with almond flour (gluten free heyo!), sugar, egg whites, and some other stuff to make these adorable round cookie sandwiches with a filling of either cream or fruit filling. Although new to my cuisine palette, they have become quite a frequent treat of mine. My first taste of le macaron was last fall when my boss picked up a box at the Madison Square Eats shop for everyone at the office. I was hooked! The only problem is, there aren’t so easy to find everywhere, and they are pricey (usually about $2-3 dollars a macaron).

So this Macaron Day (March 20th, 2013) I decided to put my french bakery skills on the line and see if I could make my own french macarons. After browsing on Pinterest for a few recipes for macarons I landed on a super cute idea from Hostess with the Mostest for Confetti Macarons (essentially the funfetti cupcake of macarons). Seemed easy enough although most items we didn’t have in my kitchen (my Colombian mother doesn’t really have a need to keep almond flour around our house).

After TWO attempts (just can’t give up sometimes), I’ve decided it’s nearly impossible to teach this Colombian girl some new (French) tricks. This was my first ever PINTEREST FAIL. I mean come on, this must be impossible considering I’ve been planning my own birthday parties since I was old enough to curl ribbon (which trust me, was way before you ever did.) Le macaron was a le bust… I was so le tired after my first attempt I should have opted for a nap. The best part is I’m not sure where I went wrong in the recipe, and I don’t know if i’ll ever attempt it again to find out.

Moral on Macarons Day: Just trust the pastisserie, they know their sh*t (pardon my French). For whatever you pay for store bought macarons, you save time, frustration, and general shame and disappoint of not getting the macaron recipe right yourself.

Where to get: My favorite shop is La Maison du Macaron on 132 W 23rd St. Friendly staff, cute store front, and conveniently by my office building. They have tons of flavors and always switch it up.

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La Maison du Macaron, 132 W 23rd Street

If you are not from the New York area, I would also suggest taking advantage of this Kate Spade New York x One Girl Cookie Facebook offer happening right now:

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For today, I will have to settle for my Macaron scented Voluspa candle and focus on my upcoming weekend.

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IF THE MACARON FITS, JUST BUY THE DAMN MACARON.

Cheers!

xoxo Total Knockoff

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I am not a fan of snow. Sure, I’ll wake up in the morning, snap a few pics of it on my iphone, put a filter on it, and watch how many people double-tap it on instagram. But I’m in no way a skier/snowboarder/sledder/any of that sort. So with that, I would like to express my excitement for the return of SPRING! YAY!

Spring is the best season. I love all the fresh blooming flowers, the sunny weather (without the heat), and floral and pastel color palletes are my JAM. I love seeing all the greenery and “wildlife” (or whatever you may call New York animals these days) pop back up and flourish with us as the city becomes alive again. Oh, and no more mandatory coat check, BOOYAH!

This month is also my birthday month, so with that I dedicated this month’s favorite picks to my birthday wishlist. Some of the items I’ve already purchased for myself because I am that impatient, while others are fantasy picks that I am obviously wishfully hoping for (cough cough the Louboutins!) Who knows if I’ll be gifted any of these things considering I’m getting a little old for birthday gifts anyway. Take a look, let me know what you think, and share what you’re looking to get this month!

On my list:

Zoe Karssen L&ve Is Everything Tank

Diane Arbus: An Aperture Monograph

Bond No 9 Andy Warhol Union Square

Kate Spade Tequila is Not My Friend Terry (purchased, TREAT YO’ SELF!)

Fred & Friends Drink Up Carafe & Glass- Bedside Babushka Carafe

Macaron Box

Christian Louboutin Simple Pump

Deborah Lippmann ‘Girls’ Set

xoxo, Total Knockoff

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Happy International Women’s Day to all my ladies in the place (with style and grace!) I would like to start this off by sharing two of my favorite powerful women in the scene today: funny friends Tina Fey and Amy Poehler. I have loved these ladies since my earliest years watching them on SNL, and now religiously follow them throughout their solo careers as inspiration. They have accomplished huge feats for women in comedy and television. As Lena Dunham said during her Golden Globes acceptance speech, these ladies got me through Middle School.

In celebration of IWD, I’d thought I’d do a recap of a previous women’s holiday (actually created by Amy Poehler’s character Leslie Nope on Parks and Rec) and share some photos. Last month was Galentine’s Day (February 13th), and a few girlfriends and I decided to get together for dinner to celebrate another year of friendship. For those who don’t know what Galentine’s Day is, check it out! Some of us are friends from college, some are sorority sisters, and some are friends of friends that we all have combined to make one awesome group. We’ve all migrated to New York together and have really enjoyed our time here, whether it’s exploring new neighborhoods for brunch spots, or spending nights dancing the night away at bars. These girls keep me sane. We enjoyed a great dinner at Max Brenner in Union Square where we indulged our wildest chocolate cravings with chocolate cocktails, chocolate pizzas, and chocolate fondue. No chocolate rock was left unturned.

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I painted my nails in an ombre decoration to celebrate the event.

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On hand from left to right: essie clambake, essie e-nuf is e-nuf, essie watermelon, opi strawberry margarita, essie innocent.

At the end of the meal, I handed out Galentine’s Day cards that I had made for everyone. The craft was super easy, just using white card stock for the base, cutting the card down to fit the hair ties, painting gold dots and personalizing the cards, and last minute looping neon pink yarn to add a finishing touch. For the DIY tutorial on how to make the no-crease hair ties, see my previous post here.

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I highly suggest getting your friends together for a similar night to celebrate, even if there is no holiday, and always keep in mind…

Brovaries before ovaries! Uteruses before duderuses!

xoxo, Total Knockoff

…against my savings account that is.

LF (see LF USA) is a somewhat widely known chain of boutiques (kind of an oxymoron) known for their overpriced super-trendy pieces. With most of their items being private label, it’s rare that you see their clothing in other stores. They also carry a heavy stock of brands like Free People, CARMAR denim, Jeffrey Campbell, Steve Madden, Freebird by Steven, Evil Twin, Kitsch, Sam Edelman, and so many more on trend companies. It’s rich-teenage-girl-from-Long-Island central, but I still love a lot of the items there, and always have my eye out for something every season.

The BEST part about LF is their semi annual sales that happen twice a year, once in the winter and once in the summer. And when I say sale, I really mean CLEARANCE EXTRAVAGANZA. Yep, it’s that serious. The entire store goes on sale at 60% off and it’s just as amazing as you think. As hundreds of women and teenagers swarm in and out of the small SoHo store, you experience the ultimate shopping high as you plummet into piles of waxed jeans, peplum tops, and sparkly dresses to find items that are  dirt cheap. For those that are tough enough to stick out the hours of sifting through heaps of clothing and run around the entire place looking for a matching left shoe to the must-have-right-now right foot, this is an exciting way to score serious savings on great wardrobe pieces.

So what did I walk away with… oh just a few things here and there. On a weekend visit to the LF SoHo location with a few friends of mine, I was able to introduce these LF virgins to the LF warehouse sale. Some gals were completely overwhelmed at first, and left (suckers!) The chosen few stuck it out and were able to try on a few things in the fitting room, and it paid off because they walked away with amazing stuff. I tried on just about everything I liked (it’s all FINAL SALE btw, yikes!) and got a few pieces I loved. I have never tried on CAR MAR jeans before, and really loved the fit and feel of them. They are super stretchy, but have a good thickness to the fabric and I know they will last forever. So I grabbed a pair of black wax coated high waisted CAR MAR jeans. I also was able to find a nice pair of low booties from Mystique and they are a perfect pair to transition from winter to spring/summer. I love them with skinny jeans, boyfriend jeans, and then later I can pair them with summer dresses. I also grabbed a pretty lightweight purple tank with bows. Tre cute!

Oh, the most important snag! As I was waiting on what seemed to be the 10th line I waited on in the store that day, I spotted something shiny (I know, hello ADHD) and immediately grabbed to touch it. When I pull the item out of the pile of accessories and last minute discarded purchases, I realized it was a lonely Rebecca Minkoff mini M.A.C. bag! I felt like my blood pressure dropped to zero. I immediately started sweating and panicking as I realized this might be the LAST bag in the store. I had to take it!

With my last purchase in hand, I hit the register and the shop girl confirmed it was the last one! How lucky is that? It’s the perfect bag for my all-black-eerrythang outfits I frequently sport on the weekends.

Millau Bow Tank Top, CARMAR Denim Black Wax High Waisted Jeans, Rebecca Minkoff Mini M.A.C. Bag, Mystique Boots

Millau Bow Tank Top, CARMAR Denim Black Wax High Waisted Jeans, Rebecca Minkoff Mini M.A.C. Bag, Mystique Boots

So get your butt over to any of the LF store locations, and give your bank account a run for its money. (Literally)

xoxo, Total Knockoff

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